Dear Lelly, I am stuck at home this afternoon as you are very poorly with a sick bug. This has let me catch up on a bit of admin (as we mummies call sorting through school letters and searching the internet for offers on eating out and Boden). I know this is incredibly mean, as you are so enthusiastic about writing letters and reading, but I have to point out that this was hilarious. So sweet of you to leave a little note for Father Christmas, and so funny. Thank you indeed.