My Ageing Appearance

Actually, Lelly, I would just like to let you know that I do not have 'Ha ha ha, hair like a granny'; I have hair like somebody who can no longer afford £80 every six weeks. Most other mummies probably don't have lovely shiny hair without a bit of extra help. I can't really win, can I? Do you remember when I bought the hair dye and you hid under the table as I looked 'like a witch, tee hee'?