Boys, I know that this is how you would like to spend your holidays (sofa, food, television) but the unwritten and universally understood rules of the Summer holidays insist that you see daylight and fresh air. Secretly, I would quite like to quietly do the housework, sort all my paperwork out, but stuff online, while you zone out in front of Cartoon Network. We cannot go back to work and school without a couple of exciting outings to mention. You don't know it, but I am taking half of you to Batman Live soon. We need more. Today, we do a castle.